Ironic Iconic America
By Marshall Fine
Rating:
Friday, Oct. 3, 8PM, Bravo
Wow - it's hard to imagine a show that covers more ground in less depth than this bizarre tour of America. Designer Tommy Hilfiger hires slam-poet Rives to take Israeli model Bar Refaeli (Leonardo DiCaprio's squeeze) on a tour of the USA to explain pop culture to her. Rives does all the talking (thankfully, since Bar seems to have barely a thought in her head) and tries to connect the dots between bizarrely different subjects to show that, you know, we're all connected. Like: What possible connection could there be between Mount Rushmore, Elizabeth Arden and the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow? You'll have to watch to find out - but, really, all you may get is a TV-induced case of attention-deficit disorder as this show ping-pongs from subject to subject while barely pausing for breath. But Bar looks hot - and that's what counts, right?
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